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05/09/08 - NEW PICK UP LINES -
I was kicking around some new pick up lines to use when I see attractive women. Please let me know if any of these are keepers.

1. The girl I really wanted to talk to already left.
2. I just got some condoms from Ebay.
3. I fucked a girl that looked like you once.
4. Hi. You look easy.
5. You would be hotter without the fucked up teeth.
6. Holy Shit! The Blair Witch does exist!
7. My wife doesn't swallow, but judging by your looks, I am pretty sure you will.
8. I would bang you even if you were retarded
9. How would you like to be 2 fluid ounces heavier?
10. I bet I can cum faster than you


10/22/07 - I realized today I love most people. Except for pedophiles and mortgage sales people.

09/10/07 - Archive completely updated....kinda. The people spamming my comment box...are J-OFFS!


8/8/07 - So I haven't done any updates. Here is
and update... I pleasured myself today.


4/29/07 -
God kills puppies T-Shirts are now uploaded... :)

4/29/07 -
The Comment Box is now working! Thanks.

04/27/2007 -
MeatDagger.com is officially launched. Please feel free to leave comments or suggestions. Thanks for visiting! -DW Chaney
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